Happy Christmas!

I’m posting this at ten PM on Christmas night so it’s kind of pointless. Still: I wish you festive warmth and loveliness. Please enjoy this hilariously depressing image with my fondest regards.

‘And so *this* is Christmas? I hate it.’

You Couldn’t Make It Up

I have a new gig these days, writing for You Couldn’t Make It Up, a comedy news panel show on Newstalk (106 – 108 FM). We record on Fridays at 6.30 PM; the show is broadcast two days later, at 6:000 PM on Sunday.

We have this exact wallpaper in the downstairs loo.

To get free tickets for the recording, drop an email to I’ve added some pics and details on the new¬†Radio page on this site.