Dammit, every time I’m about to quit the cesspit that is Twitter, some random genius steps in and saves it. Look at this. A whole episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in a tweet.

Reader, I am quite undone.
Harder, Woman, Faster, Camera pic.twitter.com/W5sS66roVO
— Louis La Roche (@iamlouislaroche) July 23, 2020
A delightful Twitter thread. Who cares if it’s true or not?
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My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019
This makes me feel all warm and happy. His little face!
Someone asked me to post my Blue Monday again so here it is. #bluemonday #neworder pic.twitter.com/ue0gUJiJKJ
— paul guided missile (@PaulGMissile) February 10, 2018
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
“Like that but cat” crying 😂 pic.twitter.com/fnRSXF2ZHf
— Millie (@sorryitsmillie) April 16, 2018