‘Do you take this woman-‘
‘Do I …?’
‘Yes, you. Take this woman.’
‘This woman?’
‘Yes.’
‘You’re asking me do I take this woman.’
‘Yes. To be your lawfully wedded wife. To have and-‘
‘To hold.’
‘To hold, yes. In sickness and in health-‘
‘In sickness …’
‘And in health.’
‘Sickness and health …’
‘Yes. Till death do you part …’
‘Right.’
‘Well, do you? Take this woman?’
‘This woman, you’re saying, you’re asking me do I take this woman to be my lawfully wedded wife, so forth, in sickness and in health, till death do us part?’
‘Yes.’
‘I fucken do.’
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Damien Owens 
3 replies on “David Mamet wedding vows”
I want a Like button for blogs. (Sorry, that’s a Facebook reference. You probably wouldn’t get it.)
But more importantly, what’s that in your twitter feed about 100 days? Seriously? Woah. Cool. When’s that, then?
Holy crap, I thought I’d told you! Sorry. Yup, baby number 2 due at the end of January. Henceforth, our first-born shall be known as “Practice Baby”.
So that means she’s due any day now, right? No, hopefully the NICU bit wasn’t something you’ll have to do again. Many best wishes to both (all three) of you. And fortitude, because you’ll need it.