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Already?'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-24T17:10:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/11/11/republic-of-telly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bridget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bridget</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-11T23:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/09/22/dog-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pdl1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PDL</image:title><image:caption>His little face!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-21T23:11:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/15/stanley-kubrick-writes-to-a-friend/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-13T21:13:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/09/12/awkwars/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-12T21:20:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/08/25/whep/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-26T19:53:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/08/15/mega-modems/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-15T21:24:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/07/28/trivia-is-now-on-hulu/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-16T20:09:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/06/21/dancing-in-the-street/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-21T21:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/05/27/2250/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-29T12:56:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/11/01/alex-coleman-novels-now-available-as-ebooks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ac-books.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alex is a girl's name ... isn't it?</image:title><image:caption>Never judge a book ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-22T13:04:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/05/22/more-ebooks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ebooks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Why not buy 50 copies?</image:title><image:caption>Ah, memories.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-22T13:01:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/02/26/cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/weather-man.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Weather Man</image:title><image:caption>'Back to you, Dr Chaos, for the sport.'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T09:11:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/04/22/end-times/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/img_7357.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_7357</image:title><image:caption>'You know - from the poorly-written S &amp; M book!'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-22T09:10:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/02/18/tiptoes/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-04T19:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/21/david-mamet-wedding-vows/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-03T21:42:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2014/01/04/comedians-in-cars-getting-coffee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/comedians.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Author's own piss-poor screen-grab</image:title><image:caption>These two can be pretty funny sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-04T16:04:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/12/25/happy-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/john-and-yoko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John and Yoko</image:title><image:caption>'And so *this* is Christmas? I hate it.'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-25T22:03:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/12/17/you-couldnt-make-it-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ycmiu-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YCMIU Logo</image:title><image:caption>askasaklsk</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T00:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/11/26/an-ode-to-chick-lit/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-26T21:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/11/06/2117/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/squirrel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squirrel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131106-230009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131106-230009.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-27T19:45:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/08/27/sure-dave-i-can-do-that/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hal.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>HAL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-17T07:37:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/08/30/tumblr-take-a-bow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/goes-to-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Testify</image:title><image:caption>She's right, you know.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T08:46:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/07/01/to-pack-for-assault-on-mt-everest/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-01T19:06:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/04/30/comedy-gold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/smell.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Smell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T22:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/04/18/where-are-my-apps/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-18T11:35:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/02/18/word-up/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-18T20:14:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/02/08/18th-century-internet-comments/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-08T14:44:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/01/21/tag-gag/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-08T12:04:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/01/24/the-fool-on-the-hill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wacky thumbs aloft</image:title><image:caption>Next up: Sgt Peppa's Lonely Hearts Club Band.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-24T12:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2013/01/03/when-wile-e-coyote-went-skiing/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-03T12:16:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/12/20/the-great-divide/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T20:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/12/05/11-12-14/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-06T11:35:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/12/06/whats-the-opposite-of-a-christmas-miracle/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-06T10:36:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/11/20/trivia-is-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/molly-and-lawrence1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mollawrence</image:title><image:caption>Janet Moran as Molly and David Pearse as Lawrence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/molly-and-lawrence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Molly and Lawrence</image:title><image:caption>Janet Moran as Molly and David Pearse as Lawrence.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-06-27T01:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/11/02/just-the-tips/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-22T13:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/10/25/hell-boy/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-26T09:50:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/10/22/communication-breakdown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/siri.png</image:loc><image:title>I'm sorry, Dave ...</image:title><image:caption>Search away, pal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T11:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/10/12/1870/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pub.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Totes emosh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_4358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_4358</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-12T13:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/10/09/wisdom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/asp.png</image:loc><image:title>Yogi, bare</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-09T20:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/08/23/trivia-on-rte-ie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-cracked-nuts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serious business</image:title><image:caption>From L-R: George (Damian Kearney), Brian (Fionn Walton), Tina (Liz Gitzgibbon) and Lawrence (David Pearse).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lawrence-in-nf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Working man</image:title><image:caption>Brian (Fionn Walton), Lawrence (David Pearse), George (Damian Kearney) and Tina (Liz Fitzgibbon).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-16T14:28:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/09/01/trivia-on-facebook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lawrence-and-molly-again3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'Did you just drop one?'</image:title><image:caption>The look of love.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lawrence-and-molly-again2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lawrence and Molly again</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lawrence-and-molly-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lawrence and Molly again</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T14:40:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/08/13/1821/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/trivia-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheeeeese</image:title><image:caption>David Pearse (Lawrence) and Janet Moran (Molly), pictured here erring on the 'drama' side of the comedy/drama divide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T21:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/07/30/our-local-playground/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120730-112826.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120730-112826.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-30T16:37:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/05/28/things-i-heard-myself-saying-to-my-daughters-this-week-1/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-30T13:13:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/07/07/wildly-inappropriate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/alex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Moloko Plus</image:title><image:caption>There was him, that is Alex, and his three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T20:18:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/06/20/phoney/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-20T19:26:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/05/31/trivia-series-2-cast-and-crew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/trivia-2-crew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TRIVIA 2 - Crew</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-31T18:43:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/05/29/well-would-you-look-at-that/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-29T20:02:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/05/19/sleeve-note/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-19T18:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/04/23/i-have-needs/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-19T11:24:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/04/13/im-up-for-a-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-13T20:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/04/10/trivia-series-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/janet-and-dp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The happy couple</image:title><image:caption>Janet Moran and David Pearse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-10T19:33:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/03/14/trivia-series-two/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-10T19:31:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/02/20/that-female-thing/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-20T19:34:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/02/06/practically-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/coma.png</image:loc><image:title>Just plain wrong</image:title><image:caption>*GASP*</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T13:44:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/02/02/the-sexiest-man-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/clooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead ringer</image:title><image:caption>I think it's the guy on the left.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-02T20:33:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/01/30/wile-e-attenborough/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-30T16:34:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/01/10/ifta-nomination-for-david-pearse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IFTA-worthy</image:title><image:caption>David Pearse as Lawrence Duffy in Trivia</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T19:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/11/14/il-popeye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/velasquez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Velasquez</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-10T19:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2012/01/08/angry-people-in-local-newspapers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pointing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grrr!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-10T19:28:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/12/15/in-the-future-blah-blah-blah/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-16T11:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/11/12/vote-for-this-guy/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-06T22:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/12/04/tricky/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-04T21:10:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/11/02/bosco-and-co/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-10T20:49:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/10/19/can-you-digit/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-19T20:58:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/10/11/doing-it/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-11T18:50:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/10/01/why-i-hate-x-factor/</loc><lastmod>2011-10-01T19:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/09/19/headless-fatties/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-19T18:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/09/05/after-a-fashion/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-05T19:08:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/09/03/living-in-the-material-world/</loc><lastmod>2011-09-03T19:41:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/26/pot-luck/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-26T20:11:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/08/show-me-youre-whole/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-25T19:17:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/21/street-philosophy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/enjoyyorself1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cheeres!</image:title><image:caption>I will trie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-21T19:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/15/you-killed-my-father-prepare-to-die/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/inigo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Inigo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-16T13:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/07/27/more-book-posters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/c16b1440-a185-4a0d-8f42-6cdeb6364837.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goldilocks</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T22:24:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/02/excellence-in-advertising/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/car-clean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>"Well ... DOES IT"</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T22:22:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/14/the-football/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-15T12:46:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/08/07/google-invitations/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-07T21:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/07/19/feeding-and-care-of-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baby-book-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'Hot out today, huh?'</image:title><image:caption>'Let's build a sand-castle! Oh ...'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baby-book-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The word you're looking for is 'dignity'</image:title><image:caption>'Well, it's serial-killing for me.'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baby-book-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The word you're looking for is 'dignity'</image:title><image:caption>'Shouldn't I have a helmet? No? Elbow pads even?'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baby-book-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Simplicity itself</image:title><image:caption>'Timmy! It's time for your sleep, exercise and bath!'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/baby-book-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sir Frederic recalls a hilarious jape.</image:title><image:caption>'Sigh. I frigging hate babies.'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-02T15:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/18/synergy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/xistera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Xistera</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-31T16:03:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/06/15/postertext/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/sherlock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sherlock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T18:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/07/26/conjugation/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-26T19:56:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/07/21/snow-white-and-the-se7en-dwarfs/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-21T10:21:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/12/hello-hello-is-this-thing-on/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:49:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/12/426/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:49:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/12/aces-low-really-really-low/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:49:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/13/stan-lee-man-of-the-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lee-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lee-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lee 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:48:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/13/on-the-blunt-inevitability-of-the-sausage-supper/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/13/a-dramatic-but-comfortable-moment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/empire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Empire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:47:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/17/a-good-walk-ruined/</loc><lastmod>2022-12-02T01:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/20/superfluous-paddy/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:45:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/21/ye-olde-wtfe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/creepy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Creepy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:45:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/22/quote-unquote/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/26/htm-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/pj-sheehan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PJ Sheehan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:42:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/27/floats-like-a-butterfly-stings-like-a-butterfly/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/10/31/my-skills/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/02/argument-unemployed/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:40:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/03/have-you-been-burgling-for-long/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:40:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/12/duck/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/15/shooting-westlife-in-a-barrel/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:39:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/18/i-for-one-welcome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/imf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMF</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:38:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/19/cut-out-the-middle-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/for-sale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>For Sale</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:38:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/24/extraordinarily-normal/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/11/30/he-starts-to-roam-the-streets-at-night/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:37:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/12/03/old-macdonald-1934-2010/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:37:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/12/08/satan-claus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/santa-claws.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Santa Claws</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:37:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/12/09/glasses-half-full/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:36:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/12/19/radiohead-from-the-basement/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:36:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/12/29/laugh-cry-whatever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cartoon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:35:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/01/24/tablequiz-net/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/02/24/spitting-image/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:32:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2010/12/30/good-to-see-you-again-pat/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:32:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/01/08/trivia-has-a-broadcast-date/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/janet-and-david.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Janet and David</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:31:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/01/11/the-most-beautiful-form-of-poetry/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:31:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/01/17/gutted/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:31:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/01/29/irish-times-piece-on-quizzes/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:29:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/02/07/the-ceremony-of-the-c/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:29:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/02/03/trivia-starts-tonight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DP</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/02/13/just-the-three-of-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/chainsaw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chainsaw</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/02/14/just-the-three-of-us-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:22:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/03/08/you-see-this-watch/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/03/19/weather-or-not/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/03/22/outstanding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nymph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nymph</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/04/07/chick-lit/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/04/14/interview-technique/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-20T19:15:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://damienowens.com/2011/06/12/monte-carlo-and-bust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dp-and-me2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'Does the top of your head hurt?' 'Yes.'</image:title><image:caption>David Pearse and me (trying not to look too smug). </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jm-me-and-so2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jammy bastard</image:title><image:caption>Janet Moran, me and my wife, Sinead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/so-and-ah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'I would leave Damien in a heartbeat. Just say the word.'</image:title><image:caption>Unbelievably, I am not my wife's ideal man; Anthony Head is. Consequently, this was the best moment of her life.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pd-jh-dp-and-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reservoir Cats</image:title><image:caption>L-R: Paul Donovan (Grand Pictures), Justin Healey (RTE), David Pearse, me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://damienowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>'We can't afford this ...'</image:title><image:caption>'Look, everyone! 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